Category: Humor Me

Photo of the Day – September 14, 2014

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It’s not that we don’t want newcomers…we just want them to know the rules. 😉

Lone Star Chronicles – Life, Liberty & the Pursuit of Fish


The Fish Whisperer

LSC Fish WhispererWell looky here–it appears that Fishboy has gotten famous. Who is this Fishboy you ask? Actually, his name is Kyle Naegeli, from Katy, Texas, but I knew him by his call sign, Fishboy, on the Texas Fishing Forum. He has apparently gained notoriety for

Photo of the Day – August 25, 2014

LSC POTD Aug 25, 2014You are looking at the net results of our most recent search on Lake Amistad for the gear that was taken from us by the June 20th flood on the Pecos River. Dan and I went back to the same area on Lake Amistad where his cameras had been found the week before, floating in a water-proof Pelican case. We were hoping to find our kayaks in the same vicinity, but this was all we came up with.

A Little Too Much Magnesium

LSC Too much magnesiumI have a theory: the internet and human nature will be teaming up to bring us quality entertainment for years to come. Take this guy. Not sure where the amateur chemist learned to make fireworks, but he may have gotten a little sloppy with the recipe and the results were

I Can’t Believe They Let You Do That!

LSC Bill WhittleI’m fond of telling people that I’m not originally from Texas, but I got here as fast as I could. I was actually born and raised in Los Angeles and I spent many of my adult years stationed there as well. This makes me well qualified to tell you that California is a wreck. It was a mess back then, and it’s

To Catch A Thief

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Late breaking news: thanks to the power of social media, the now infamous deer feeder thief has been identified as Phillip Tijerina from Pleasanton, Texas. In case you hadn’t heard the story, the feeder’s owner, Tim Bieniek from Corpus Christi, posted game cam photos on his Facebook page of

Let’s Play Find the Thief

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In keeping with our theme this week–the power of social media–this story has just fallen into our lap, and so it’s time for a pop-up quiz. Tonight’s exercise is to catch the deer feeder thief seen here in these game cam shots. Apparently, homeboy here didn’t pick up on the fact that there might actually be a game cam next to the feeder he was stealing. As I’ve said before, these guys aren’t always

Kill ’em with Kindness

Ever have someone really torque your groinal area? I mean really just piss you off so badly that you wanted to tear their head off? I have a better idea. Kill ’em with kindness instead. No really. A kind comment will be the last thing they expect and may just give you the leg up…

And we have a Winner

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This year’s Trick-or-Treating Story of the Night Award goes to Mudshark, from the Texas Fishing Forum, for his brilliant treatment of an evening out trick-or-treating with his young daughter.

Lethal Pancakes

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I like pancakes. Let’s start with that. I’m going to steer a little off course today, but for a good cause (besides the aforementioned pancakes). Rapper Mac Lethal puts a new spin on making breakfast and the result is a pretty cool video by

For Sale – Red Jeep

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If you ask, a lot of Texans will tell you they have no use for the citizenry of Oklahoma, especially during college football season, but I’d bet a beer that the Oklahoman who wrote this for sale ad would be an exception to this rule due to his sarcastic observations about life, society and his beloved

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Lone Star Chronicles – Life, Liberty & the Pursuit of Fish